AAAAAAH! It's being rational and remains unconvinced of the existence of distant, judgmental powers and the dogmatic principles of their faithful!

Saturday, December 24, 2011

WAR ON CHRISTMAS: Weapons Catalog 2011

Hey, everybody!  Long time, I know.  I've been busy getting ready for this year's War On Christmas.  'Cause, you know, who am I to make a liar out of Bill O'Reilly?

Most of my preparations have been in the design and commissioning of cutting-edge weapons and materiel for our troops to use in our ongoing crusade against The Baby Jesus, The American Way and "It's A Wonderful Life" (see Atheist War Memo 9-78: Operation Bedford Falling).  We atheists take our War On Christmas all seriously and stuff, so obviously these preparations were made carefully, conscientiously and with great anti-religious vitriol.

So!  What are we using to destroy happiness this year?  Well, let's start with--